Monkey

Due to watching a few old kung fu movies and seeing a special about how kung fu was developed from watching animals in nature, I have decided I want to learn Monkey Style.
I would like to learn either Lost Monkey or Crafty Monkey.
During Monkey Kung Fu, every now and then, you just stop and "play", meaning you scratch at your ear or pretend to eat a bug or drink water. I figured, 'Hey, I do this stuff anyways on a daily basis, why not apply it to a way that can be used as self-defense?'
Monkey style uses alot of 'False movments' and changes stance often to keep an opponent from getting a foothold in the confrontation, fooling and deceving at every opportunity.
"A Monkey personality must be good at bluffing and unpredictable, able to destroy an opponents attacks."-That sounds like me, right?

Anyone know a place to learn this? Drive past a certain studio chain?